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Journey Cover Band “Probably Not Responsible” For Bee Swarm

Authorities are still trying to determine the exact cause of a bee attack at Northern California’s Alameda County Fair Friday night, but insisted that Journey tribute band Evolution was likely not the culprit.

Although fair officials believe the incident, in which at least 100 people were stung, many multiple times, was caused by a nearby bee colony angered by Friday night’s fireworks show, they were quick not to point fingers at the Journey cover band.

“All of a sudden, you just felt this horrible pain,” victim Linda Perez told KTVU News, referring not to the music of Journey, but to the physical sensation of angry bees attacking her exposed face, arms and legs.

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Sons of Ellis Valentine

His name was Youppi!, he wore a diamond...

Not everyone in Quebec has forgotten the Expos. Some people can’t get rid of them, apparently.

In what could serve as an almost perfect metaphor for the long, sad and twisted tale of the beautiful Canadian city losing its long-suffering baseball franchise, a relic — a nearly life-size avatar of the team’s old mascot, Youppi!, clutching a slightly smaller version of itself — from those long-ago days has been located in Quebec City, just a three-hour drive from downtown Montreal and Le Stade Olympique.

“It belongs to my father, not to me…he left the house 5+ years ago and since then it’s been sitting in a corner,” says the proud owner, who stays anonymous here for his own damn good.

“My allergies almost start just from looking at it.”

Youppi (Yippee! or Hooray! in French), it should be noted, has since found new employment as the official mascot of the NHL’s Montreal Canadiens, which doesn’t help explain exactly what the fuck he’s supposed to be. He even has his own website where you can watch him pretend he’s trapped inside an invisible box, among other mime-like behaviors, because the Québécois are clearly insane.

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