Remember that cheese wrapper wax castle I was building a couple months ago?
BOOYA. Soon I will build a moat and hire some archers. Best ye have an invitation when you gallop into mine courtyard, Chuck! Forsooth! I say.
And no, this isn’t one of those “Man, he hasn’t posted in a long time, he probably just doesn’t want to leave an open gap in the monthly post calendar for reasons having nothing to do with blogging and mostly everything to do with the appearance of consistency,” no, why would you think that?