Look at that man. You can basically see right through to the center of his soul. Can you personally even imagine such depths of pain?
I feel a broken man, completely disconsolate, frustrated and an unimaginable sadness.
Here’s Ronaldo suffering in Sardinia with Nereida Gallardo, with Paris Hilton in an LA nightclub, and with an unidentified woman you’ll never have in a location you can’t afford:
I am a human being and like any human being I suffer and I have the right to suffer alone.
In the next installment of The Unfathomable Pain of Being Ronaldo, the Real Madrid star drives ludicrously expensive sports cars at ridiculous speeds while weeping softly to himself.