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The League of Bald-Headed Men

Two big victories today for the Dutch World Cup team:

The first one, of course, was over the vaunted Brazilians. This was, to put it mildly, an upset, especially among casual soccer fans (read: Americans). Brazilians everywhere immediately boycotted Picanha for ten minutes in silent protest, then went back to their regularly scheduled leisure and group dancing.

The second was over male-pattern baldness. Landon Donovan, take note.

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