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This Is What You’re Up Against

Bear gets into home, steals stuffed bear.

LACONIA, N.H. -A black bear walked into a New Hampshire house through an open door, ate two pears and a bunch of grapes, took a drink from the family fishbowl and grabbed a stuffed bear on its way out the door. Mary Beth Parkinson said the bear apparently took advantage of the open outside door to get into her kitchen Tuesday in Laconia, about 20 miles north of Concord. She thinks the garage door going up scared the bear enough that it fled the house.

In two weeks, a manila envelope will arrive at this home. In this envelope will be photos of the bear sticking the family’s toothbrushes up its butt.

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