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Police Are Not Amused When You Dance At Them

How do people like this always end up owning BMWs, while I, who have never danced in the middle of a freeway while removing my clothing, drive a Hyundai? Do I lack Sparkle Motion? I believe I might lack Sparkle Motion.

HAYWARD — A man’s erratic driving followed by a bizarre dance on Interstate 880 led to him being shocked and arrested by California Highway Patrol officers Wednesday morning.

According to the CHP, they received word that a man was driving erratically in a blue BMW in the northbound lanes around 6:45 a.m. Minutes later, they heard that the same car had swerved into a red Ford pickup truck, sending the truck down an embankment where it overturned. The driver of the pickup had minor injuries, the CHP said.

Here comes the important part.

“He then crossed over into the southbound lanes, pulled up his shirt and started dancing,” said CHP Officer R. Crawford. “I don’t know if he was trying to tease or antagonize the officers. … He said something like ‘You’re not my dad!'”

No Village People were reported injured, but Britney Spears was detained for brief questioning.

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