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A Series Of Jorts To The Head

“They are rough, functional shorts, strong belt loops and big enough pockets to fit wallet, cell phone and camera. You could spill beer on ‘em or any other noxious fluid, and you could just run ‘em through the washer and wear them again the next week. Now I wear saggy khaki shorts which stain easily and don’t last a whole season.

I miss jorts.”

The Internet, which is never wrong, insists that Florida Gators football supporters are the primary consumers and die-hard patriots of the Jorts Movement. The University of Florida is located in Gainesville, where the year is always 1975 and the postgame entertainment is the Marshall Tucker Band.

Tim Tebow is blamed, as usually is the case.

Next up on Catching Up With Old Memes: HAMBURGER CATS! THEY SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS!

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