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This Is Not The Camel You’re Looking For

Once again, Donald Barthelme rules the mic:

Capitalism sure is sunny!” cried the unemployed Laredo toolmaker, as I was out walking, in the streets of Laredo. “None of that noxious Central European miserabilism for us!”

In the only other news happening in the entire world, Lindsay Lohan’s fingernails told a Los Angeles Superior Court judge to fuck off. Then she cried for the next eight hours.

Also an octopus picked the winner of a soccer match.

I think there also might still be oil whooshing unimpeded at great velocity into the sea or something.

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